Re: The wild in the City

07/04/21 - posted by John Martini

I second supporting ACME products. I've had a giant anvil of theirs for many years that I've been trying to drop on a pesky bird who's been harassing me. (Runs up, sticks his tongue out, kicks up dust, etc.)

The anvil works great, making a giant crater in the ground; it's just that the bird (roadrunner I think) is too fast.

Must try ACME's giant mallet instead.

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