Re: The wild in the City07/04/21
posted by John Martini
I second supporting ACME products. I've had a giant anvil of theirs for many years that I've been trying to drop on a pesky bird who's been harassing me. (Runs up, sticks his tongue out, kicks up dust, etc.)
The anvil works great, making a giant crater in the ground; it's just that the bird (roadrunner I think) is too fast.
Must try ACME's giant mallet instead.