Re: The wild in the City

07/04/21 - posted by norm

Holt... As the Vice President of Public Relations for ACME Industries I would like to provide positive voice for the coyotes. They are responsible customers of ACME Industries products and hence support our nation's mercantile system. Furthermore, in that ACME Industries has its headquarters in the OutsideLands, they indirectly provide union level salaried jobs for 37 San Franciscans. Of course, our employees then support businesses and services across the City. In fact, several are active members of the Western Neighborhoods project. So, the next time you see a coyote please thank him/her for being a productive San Franciscan. In fact, you should give it a gift...perhaps one of those gophers.

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