Dearly Departed
by Steve W. LaBounty
July 2001
In January of 1899, my great-great grandmother ended her life by hanging herself in a closet. The family's grief was terribly compounded by an anonymous letter sent to the police and coroner accusing her husband of poisoning her and faking the suicide.
All of the major San Francisco newspapers followed the story, publishing etchings of my ancestor and copies of the letter. My great-great grandfather, John Slinkey was dragged through an inquest, and the body of his wife, Christine Dern Slinkey, was exhumed from Laurel Hill Cemetery and examined for signs of foul play.
No poison was found by the coroner, John Slinkey was exonerated, and poor Christine was returned to her eternal resting place.
That is, until the Board of Supervisors and the voters of San Francisco had her and thousands of others hauled out in 1939-1940.
Land of the Dead
At the turn of the 20th century most of San Francisco's dead were interred to the northwestern side of the city. Golden Gate Cemetery loomed over the mouth of the bay (where the Palace of the Legion of Honor now sits majestically) and the Marines Hospital cemetery sat just inside the Presidio. The major burial ground, however, surrounded the intersection of Geary and Masonic, where the "Big Four" did business:
Masonic street owes its name to the Masonic cemetery that lay on the current site of the University of San Francisco's main campus.
The Catholics sent their departed to the consecrated ground of Calvary Cemetery, where the Anza Vista district and Kaiser Hospital are today.
Rossi Playground, the Coronet theater, and the Franciscan Heights neighborhood all used to be part of another "final" resting place. Only the Columbarium, which still peeks over at the traffic on Geary Boulevard and Stanyan Street, remains of the Odd Fellows Cemetery.
Laurel Hill Cemetery, which was originally called Lone Mountain Cemetery, occupied the Laurel Heights development and shopping center, with the paramount spot taken by the old Firemen's Fund (now UCSF-owned) building.
Since the 1880s there had been cries to "Remove the Cemeteries", primarily to make room for development, although this aim was often couched in rhetoric about "ghouls" and health hazards. Politics and public opinion prevented any further land to be earmarked for the dead, so on August 1, 1901, with most of the existing graveyards nearly filled up, the Board of Supervisors prohibited further burials within city limits.
The revenue for burial charges and lot sales now disappeared for the cemeteries. Only perpetual-care lots had the funds to be maintained. Quickly, the Big Four's land of the dead, which was also the gateway to the growing Richmond district, began to deteriorate.
Neighborhood groups and local papers like the Richmond Banner lobbied for years to have the graves removed. Justifications ranged from concerns over homeless encampments and crime, to the impediment of business growth, with a frequent complaint being the inconvenience of having streets from downtown (such as Bush and Post) dead-end at Laurel Hill.
The End
After numerous legal battles, and various proposals for the cemeteries to transition into parks, public housing, and even the new Lowell High School, the cemeteries eventually lost out to public pressure and the voters of San Francisco. The Masonic and Odd Fellows associations went first, taking their bodies down to Colma (then called "Lawndale"). Influenced by the opportunity to use the former Masonic burial grounds as a university site (USF), the Catholic Archdiocese gave up in 1937 and transferred Calvary's occupants south to Holy Cross Cemetery.
The biggest battle came over the elimination of Laurel Hill. Pioneers, renowned local heroes, and families of great wealth lay under the scrub and lawns of the 80-year-old cemetery. Were the bodies (and impressive monuments) of Senator David Broderick, Civil War hero Colonel E.D. Baker, Andrew Hallidie (inventor of the cable car), and Thomas Larkin to be dragged unceremoniously out of the town they helped shape? Eventually, it became so.
Over 35,000 bodies were removed from Laurel Hill in a year and a half. The cemetery attempted to contact heirs, relatives and plot owners so they could make private removals and reinternments, if they wished. Of course, this effort wasn't always successful, and unclaimed headstones and monuments were carted away by the County Department of Public Works. Stone memorials to thousands of San Francisco dead helped build sea walls at Aquatic Park and Ocean Beach. Pioneers that helped build San Francisco when alive, had their gravestones used to build rain gutters in Buena Vista Park.
World War Two slowed down development plans, but in the years following, the commercial and residential districts moved in. The Richmond district business owners didn't get their dead-end streets eliminated, but settled for a short jog connecting Bush Street with Masonic.
A New Home
The records say my peripatetic great-great grandmother now lies with other relatives in a common plot in Cypress Lawn in Colma. There's no marker now; perhaps it's holding up part of the Marina. I hope she made her last move all right.
I still shake my head in amazement that they moved the dead out of town. They actually dug everyone up, pauper and society matron, so they could build more homes and a few businesses.
As a kid I watched movies at the Coronet, took swimming lessons at Rossi Pool, played baseball at Laurel Hill Playground, got fitted for school shoes when Sears was on the top of the hill. USF students are right now making copies at Kinko's on Stanyan. Patients are watching television in their rooms at Kaiser Hospital. Homeowners are pruning hedges in Anza Vista.
All closer to the grave than they know.
Images: SW LaBounty (Christine Slinkey); San Francisco Daily News (Cemeteries in the 1930s); Courtesy of the San Francisco Public Library, (monuments dumped at Ocean Beach 1944).
Bibliography: Location, Regulation, and Removal of Cemeteries in the City and County of San Francisco, William A. Proctor; Richmond Banner, April 4, 1924; Necropolis North of the Panhandle, Greg Gaar, Haight Ashbury Newspaper, 1982.
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